Don't Recycle Garbage

Sometimes people hit it big. Sometimes they do this through hard work. Sometimes they do this because they follow a controversial viewpoint. Sometimes they're just trashy and don't in any way deserve to be popular, yet they are. Why does this happen? Why do we love to hate? Is it because these trashy celebs keep things interesting? Or because we secretly love the way they act? I've gathered just a few celebrities who are famous for more than just a few of all the wrong reasons.

Paris Hilton

I know, real creative choice right? We all know that Paris Hilton might show to have more talent if she wasn't constantly flaunting the fact that she doesn't have any. She sings, she acts, she's a diva on the red carpet, and she's fabulously wealthy. So what does she have that Beyonce doesn't? Well, absolutely nothing except a miniature chihuahua packed in a tiny pink purse. Ok, so she can't help it that she's the daughter of a billionaire. Who's blaming her? I sympathize with her plight. But if she took her star career seriously, instead of patenting a two word phrase so she can technically sue anyone that says "That's hot", and staring in offensively ignorant films like "The Hottie and the Nottie", then people might want to see House of Wax for reasons other than to watch her get what's coming. Also, be sure to check out her book, "Confessions of an Heiress", to find out just how spoiled her childhood was. Poor thing.

Kanye West

Kanye West has talent. At least I think he does. I don't care for his music, but a lot of people do. I'm not disputing that. And I stand higher than everyone else in wanting us all to move on past the Taylor Swift fiasco from VMAs 2009. However, VMAs 2010 is a different story. Firstly, recapping '09, what he did on that stage was extremely unprofessional. Putting myself in Swift's shoes, I don't think I could have ever been more humiliated in my entire life. She beats out some of the toughest competition around in Beyonce and Lady Gaga, only to have her trophy snatched away, and loudly exclaimed that she didn't deserve by an animal like Kanye West. In my line of work, an act like that would have you blacklisted forever. Kanye's extremely lucky that his line of work allows bad press to be just as good as good press. Regardless, Taylor rocked out on stage regardless, Beyonce was very classy in giving up her speech for Taylor, and the VMAs ended. And I for one was getting annoyed that people wouldn't stop talking about it, and were expecting a sequel at VMAs 2010.

Well they got just that. And I shed a little blame on Taylor Swift for this too. Taylor Swift gave another performance, but started it with a video recap of Kanye's ignorance during the previous show. Then she just went on singing. I listened close to the lyrics to see if they had anything to do with him, be it an acceptance or rejection of apology, but nay. Nothing in that song had to do with the whole event. The video recap was just for show, likely a plea of continued sympathy. But this article is about Kanye. Everyone was expecting him to come out and perform an apology song, written specifically for her, especially considering he was going to be closing the show. But what we got was the opposite of an apology. He came out with his own recap, only to follow with singing "Let's give it up for the douchebags. Let's give it up for the assholes". I'm sorry, you publicly humiliated this girl in the most exciting moment of her life, and you want me to toast to your douchebaggery? What kills me most is that people loved the performance, like he was a saint. I'm sorry, I don't care how great his music is. Kanye West is garbage. He's a despicable human being, and should be left in a dumpster where he belongs.

Omarosa

Omarosa is the Queen B of celebrities. That is, if the "B" stands for Bitch. For a little recap on Omarosa, she originally starred on the first season of Donald Trump's "The Apprentice". She was known as a tyrant, with venom stronger than a viper. She was a good player because she never lost her confidence, she knew when and where to point the blame, and she was a survivor. Ultimately she ended up getting fired, but she left a lasting impression on the viewers. Six seasons later, Omarosa returned for the Celebrity Apprentice. She wasn't really a celebrity at the time, but she was the most memorable contestant thus far. This was the biggest mistake Donald Trump ever made, because he kept her on that show as long as he could. And because she knew she was famous for being a bitch, she flaunted that fact, and was a complete hazard to everyone else playing. Now, she's more famous than ever.

Omarosa picks fights everywhere she goes. She doesn't care who she's talking to, she's not afraid to let the fangs show. She is classless. She is insecure. She is a complete and utter tyrant. She makes egregious statements with no base or evidence, for no reason other than to belittle her competitor. She gets invited onto other people's talk shows, and badmouths them in front of their audience. And she might be mildly entertaining if she was at least good at insulting people. But watching her arguments, I've noticed that someone else will attack her with a good insult, and she just takes the insult, crosses out their name, writes her own, and sends it back. Piers Morgan says "I know you're famous, I've just never heard of you". She retorts with "Oh, and I know you're on that British show, whatever it's called". Wendy Williams says "I think you'd do well with a facelift. I think that would really get rid of those lines and you'd look great". Omarosa responds with "and I think you'd look great if you wore a wig that actually fits". She's not clever. She's not witty. She's pathetic. And now, more than ever, she's more concerned with being a bitchy celebrity and showing off her ever-growing tits than being the "strong, black, female businesswoman" she oh so often claims to be.